CROCKED ISSUE #1

"Football Medication Targeting Symptoms Of Modern Game Fatigue"

Or, to get a grip:

A football magazine that doesn't take itself very seriously.

Issue #1 of CROCKED contains the following nonsense:

• JIMMY BULLARD reveals whether he was in fact the last true joker to play professional football...
• Could BRISTOL ROVERS be the funniest team in the country?
• Which England players would survive World War 3?
• An accidental hipster's guide to STOCKPORT COUNTY(a)
• A comprehensive guide to London's best pubs for watching football
• Reliving the LMA MANAGER 2003 glory days
• With BRENDAN ROGERS* blasting out an agony aunt column...
• + plenty more slices of "warped shit", as Bullard would say.

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*a fictionalised (improved!) version of Brendan, in case anyone gets their hopes up